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Cry Me A Riverbend II

Monday, December 06, 2004

Found in Fallujeh: Ice Cream Truck Converted Into Car Bomb Factory

Among the most novel finds: An ice-cream truck that had been converted into a mobile car-bomb factory, complete with all the parts and weaponry needed to turn any vehicle into a weapon on the spot.

"You got a ice-cream truck, it's loaded with munitions, weapons, equipment to construct a car bomb," explained one senior U.S. military official here, who declined to be identified. "It could potentially drive anywhere, stop, convert a car into a car bomb and drive away. ... I don't think there was any ice cream."

Big surprise for the terrorists: Ice cream has actually been found to be more nutritious for children than car bombs. No mention of this by Raed or Riverbend.

Forkum and Cox have a new cartoon.


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