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Cry Me A Riverbend II

Thursday, May 27, 2004

All Terrorists Need to Report to the Make-up Department in 10 Minutes

The great thing about the War on Terrorism is that we get our enemies sent to us from Hollywood Central Casting from old B Spy flicks. Kim Jong Il, the dictator of North Korea, is NOT an ideal enemy from an "image" standpoint. He looks like a Munchkin Donald Trump.

But in the WOT we get a "blind cleric" leading a secret cabal to blow up the WTC. In Iraq we get characters with names like "Dr. Germ" and "Chemical Ali". And now, arrested in Britain, we have cleric Abu Hamza Al-Masri.

Woa! Look at this guy. Clouded eye! A hook! His nickname (I presume by the CIA/FBI) is even "The Hook". Now he's been arrested, so this seems like a good time to re-evaluate his life choices. He could definitely be working 24-7 in the movies.

"The Hook" listening to his MP3s? So he's not just a terrorist, he also illegally downloads?


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